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Well this will be a quick one, but I had to share the news publicly. I'M RETIRING!!! After making a billion on my crazy good smoothies, I decided to lean back, buy a cabin in the woods, and research maple syrup possibilities. Who knows, maybe my next venture will be about conquesting Canadian…

I finally opened my imaginary smoothie store! How I did it? The story is quite long. It starts with me being 5-year old, and selling lemonade. That's how I made my first 100 thousand dollars. The trick was to sell with your looks and childish naivety. 10 years later i still use those tricks…